I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts
when you tell a man how he has hurt you and his response is “oh I’m such a piece of shit I’m a terrible person omg omg” and mentions/does nothing at all w/re: to your pain
(and then you’re the one reassuring and comforting him of course you are, again)
This is a abuser tactic. If a man does this, he is a toxic person and a manipulator who needs to be avoided forever.
I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”